Jordan Hoffart skateboards better than I do. Jordan Hoffart has a more illustrious film career than I do. Jordan Hoffart actually has a girlfriend. The envy doesn't just stop there. This Canadian street killer has way more myspace friends than I do, gets along better with his family than me with mine, and his acting head-shots make him look like a Brad Pitt that you'd know is capable of his own stunts. If you weren't aware of this young man's capabilities, you'll soon know

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Damn, Jake Brown can talk some shit! Only a few minutes after I Emailed him the topics for this issue’s Shit Talk Corner he hit me back with these gems. As you know, each issue we give one lucky person the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics we provide for them. The only rule is they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic.
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Bill Weiss has been a tm for many years so it natural he would have a good team manager horror story for us. The incident below occurred during a filming trip to Australia. It goes to show you that there are sketchy people in even the most civilized parts of the world willing to cause your team harm.
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There are people in this world I’d rather not know. I used to think that if a person rode a skateboard, he or she couldn’t be entirely bad. Then I got wise. Idiots and Assholes are now pervasive enough that I encounter them in pretty much any and every social situation. Skateboarding included. Here is a sample of the “Undesirables” and how to handle them.
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What exactly is “Flow“? Flow or Product Flow to be more precise is a company’s way of saying that they can’t make money off of you just yet. Even worse from aspiring skater’s point of view, is rep flow! Rep flow is when a sales rep in an effort to increase sales in his territory, “flows” product to a local shop sponsored skater, giving the skater false hope that they are on the fast track to skate stardom.
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Maui is a place where you can Hippy Jump Hippies
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