San Jose's favorite Asian kid Bill Tran, gives us his breakdown of the differences between Asian people. Photos by Dunkle.

Chinese
Chinese are very stingy, we Asians think of the Chinese as the Jewish people of all Asians.

Koreans
Koreans are just fuckin out there dude. Everyone hates Koreans, well not really, but maybe North Koreans. Koreans are like gamers. Those are the guys that stay in their house all day and play World Of Warcraft for twenty-three hours straight then get an hour of sleep and then start all over again.

Japanese
Dude, Japanese are the fuckin Samurais, they’re like the fuckin warriors of the Asians. They like to go to battle. You ever watch a Japanese person skate? They’re ruthless man like they got the gnarliest steez. They also fucking love video games. Yea, all Asian people like video games dude. It doesn’t matter what Asian you are. And techno dude, fuckin Asian people love it. I don’t know what the fuck is up with that.

Vietnamese
Oh, those are like the fuckin, the ghettoest group of all Asians. Like seriously these dudes can fix anything. If something is broken, they’ll jury rig it and make that shit work.

Thai
Damn dude I dated a Thai chick once and dude she was so horny, like that’s all I really know about Thai people. The chicks are horny. Bangkok is in Thailand, so that says it all. Isn’t Bangkok Thailand the place dudes go to have sex with Asian women?

Filipinos
Filipinos are like the champions. Like they’re so well, like well rounded 'cuz they’ve lived out like, out in the islands you know? Like all gnarly and shit. So they’re adaptive to any environment that you give em. They’re the tightest.

Mongolians
Mongolians are crazy. My cousin’s Mongolian, like half Mongolian and he’s like, he’s the biggest Asian dude you’ve ever seen. He plays basketball and he’d whoop your ass.