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Secret Societies

Against our own best interests we are publishing this brief synopsis of organizations that rule the world. If you never hear from us again it is because they have tracked us down and killed us. Knowledge is power.

FREEMASONS
The Free Masons are a fraternal (no women are allowed) organization that arose from obscure origins. Several of the founding fathers of the United States were Freemasons and Masonic symbols have been worked into many prominent icons of American society, particularly in national seals, streets in Washington DC, architecture, and the Dollar Bill. Make no mistake this organization is highly secretive. Once elected, a Mason is forbidden to disclose many of the details of his membership to the public. Freemasons use secretive gestures, grips, handshakes and words to gain admission to meetings and identify legitimate visitors. Many critics believe that Freemasonry is part of the New World Order and secretly controls all aspects of society and government. According to some, Masons are involved in everything from brainwashing to brokering interplanetary alliances. Freaky stuff indeed.

BOHEMIAN GROVE
Bohemian Grove is a 2,700-acre campground located in Monte Rio, California. In mid-July each year, Bohemian Grove hosts a three-week campout of some of the most powerful men in the world. The Bohemian Club’s all male membership includes many prominent business leaders, major military contractors, oil companies, banks (including the Federal Reserve), utilities (including nuclear power), government officials (including some U.S. presidents), and senior media executives. During these three weeks the members do all kinds of weird shit with each other in the woods. They perform pagan rituals in which the members wear red-hooded robes and cremate a coffin effigy at the base of a 40-foot owl altar. They watch (and participate in) plays and comedy shows in which male actors dress up in drag to portray women. The Grove is particularly famous for a Manhattan Project planning meeting that took place there in September 1942, which subsequently led to the atomic bomb.

Skull and Bones
Skull and Bones is an elite secret society at Yale University that includes some of the most powerful men of the 20th century. Over the years, Bones has included presidents, cabinet officers, spies, Supreme Court justices, captains of industry, and often their sons, a social and political network like no other. The Skull and Bones society was the second chapter of a German organization, founded in 1832. They worshipped the goddess Eulogia, celebrated pirates, and covertly plotted an underground conspiracy to dominate the world. A rebel will not make Skull and Bones; nor will anyone whose background in any way indicates that he will not sacrifice for the greater good of the larger organization. This organization has some weird rituals of it’s own. In one ritual initiates are forced to lie naked in coffins, masturbate, and reveal to the society their innermost sexual secrets. After this, the Bonesmen give the initiates robes to represent their new identities as individuals with a higher purpose. George W. Bush is a member of the Skull and Bones society. Can you picture that fool playing with himself in a coffin? That’s not a pretty picture.

Bilderberg
This group has been referred to as the world’s most powerful clandestine club. Bilderberg is an unofficial, annual, invitation-only conference of around 130 guests, most of whom are persons of influence in the fields of business, media and politics. Attendees of Bilderberg include central bankers, defense experts, mass media press barons, government ministers, prime ministers, royalty, international financiers and political leaders from Europe and North America. Critics of the secretive group theorize that the Bildergbers intend to dissolve the sovereignty of the United States and other countries into a supra-national structure similar to the European Union. Some believe that they have dictated national policies, rigged (or outright stolen) national elections, caused wars, recessions, and ordered murders and ousters of world leaders such as American president John F. Kennedy and British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

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