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Anthony Pshebelski. Front Tail to Fakie. Photo: Brian Walnum
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Derek Elmendorf 5/0. Photo: Deville
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DAVID Gravette. 5050. PHOTO: Blair Alley
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truman hooker. sugarcane. PHOTO: Austin Mayer

1. In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual
activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.

2. In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.

3. In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
4. In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.

5. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

6. In South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps on Sundays.

7. In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.”

8. In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.

9. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

10. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club”.

11. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

12. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands! The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


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