I moved into my first apartment, right off Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood, California, in October of 2001. When I found out that MTV Cribs was coming to film it, I called Ryan Simonetti about building ramps in there. The first ramps went up, and the first Cribs segment was filmed in June of 2002. I got arrested in there by the LAPD fugitive division, on warrant out of Louisiana with bail set at 1.12 million dollars in July of 2002. A whole bunch of legendary sex, drugs, and rock’n’roll
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It was a nice surprise to check my email one morning and see these gems of hate in my inbox sent from the great Ron Whaley. Usually it takes several emails and phone calls to get a proper Shit Talk Corner but Ron’s such a motivated and talented hater/shit taker that he got it done and sent it in unsolicited. No hassles no fuss. Bravo Ron Whaley, bravo!
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There are some very dumb laws on the books. Here are 12 of the most retarded we could find.
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Sometimes life can seem like one long dice roll. No matter how hard you plan for the future, how much you strive for security and a happy place in the world, we’re all really just one or two bad throws away from destitution, loneliness and despair. Daily we’re presented with decisions we must make, weighing happiness versus security, freedom versus companionship, with no real clue of what the true consequences of our decisions will be more than a few weeks or months down the road.
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The 2008 Volcom Damn AM is the first Damn AM that I’ve missed since the Skate Park of Tampa brought the event to the Volcom Warehouse. For the past 3 weeks I’ve been in a vicodien and codeine induced haze due to a blown out disk in my lower back.
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This interview is going to be about unicorns.

Unicorns, fucking awesome animals, with fucking horns sticking out of their head. Sick…
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