Memoirs Of A Team Manager with Mikendo of Ezekiel Clothing

OF ALL THE SKETCHY SCENARIOS A TM IS LIKELY TO FACE WHILE MANAGING A TEAM OF UNRULY AMS FEW TRULY HAVE THE POTENTIAL FOR DISASTER AS THE STORY MIKENDO TELLS BELOW. IT IS A GOOD THING HIS EZEKIEL AMS ARE UPSTANDING CITIZENS OR THE UNTHINKABLE COULD HAVE OCCURRED.

On our Ezekiel Southern HOTSPOTality Tour we blazed through Arizona, stayed and ripped in Texas, got our van broken into in Atlanta, and we were on our way to our next adventure in Tennessee.   Mark Stewart, our filmer and local resident of Tennessee recommended us to visit his wonderful hometown of Chattanooga. Right away we met this girl, a friend of Mark’s at Wal-mart and invited her over.  She followed us home and several drinks later, she completely passed out.

Fresh back from an autograph signing, one member of Ezekiel unsheathed their recently used Sharpie pens, and proceeded to get Picasso on this girl’s face.  It started off with a dot, then a line, and swastika here, maybe a star there.  As funny as it was, drawing on a girls face isn’t my cup of tea, I left and got more beer.  The laughing got louder and about 15 minutes later, I return to find this girl’s face had turn into a coloring book and nobody was staying inside the lines.  Her entire face was covered in black including her teeth and eyelids too!

Mark felt badly and decided to clean the poor girl’s face with some rubbing alcohol. Without haste, he starts to rub her forehead with some mean elbow grease. Being a Good Samaritan, Mark cleaned her up best he could. When he was done all that was left was a grey glow of marker residue around her face but because he didn’t want to put the rubbing alcohol near her eyelids and mouth those stayed fully colored black.

At about dawn, I woke up to her saying.. “Whoaaaa” as if she woke up from a double zanex and 6 beer hangover.  Continuing to speak to herself in a reflective manor, “I can’t believe I passed out.”  Rumbling around, I heard her get up and walk to the bathroom and say repeatedly in a more concerned voice “I CAN’T BELIEVE I PASSED OUT.”  As she walked back in to try and put together the broken pieces of her night,  Again for the third time with more conviction and regret, “I CAN’T BELIEVE I PASSED OOOUUUUTTT!!” 

With a door slam and the sound of quick pattering of feet…she was out! 

A couple days later, as we are retelling our story of the prank to Mark’s dad, he retorts, “So that was the half black, half white girl running to her car with TONS of eye makeup and only ONE tooth at 6am in the morning!”

Memoirs Of A Team Manager with Mikendo of Ezekiel Clothing

Memoirs Of A Team Manager with Mikendo of Ezekiel Clothing

She actually returned the next night, and was actually a really good sport about the whole thing.

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