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SHIT TALK CORNER
Each issue we give one lucky head the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics we provide for them. The only rule is they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic.
Enjoy.
ISSUE 64
Ron Whaley Shit Talk RON WHALEY
It was a nice surprise to check my email one morning and see these gems of hate in my inbox sent from the great Ron Whaley. Usually it takes several emails and phone calls to get a proper Shit Talk Corner but Ron’s such a motivated and talented hater/shit taker that he got it done and sent it in unsolicited. No hassles no fuss. Bravo, Ron Whaley, bravo!
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ISSUE 61
Ed Devara ED DEVARA
We took a little break on the shit talk corner last issue because, well, frankly, nobody wanted to talk any shit. Legendary San Jose local Ed Devera came along and busted out the best hating we’ve seen in a very long time. As you know, each issue we give one lucky fellow the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics. The only rule being, they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic what so ever.
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ISSUE 59
Karma Tsochef KARMA TSOCHEF
As you well know each issue we give one lucky fellow the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics. The only rule being, they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic what so ever. For this issue’s shit talk corner we’ve enlisted Karma Tsocheff. We asked Karma to light some incense, sit in the lotus position, and enter a deep transcendental meditative state. We wanted Krama to really get to know his “inner hater”. Here’s what his hate meditation session yielded.
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ISSUE 57
Ron Allen RON ALLEN
Each issue we give one lucky fellow the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics. the only rule being, they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic what so ever. this time around we let legendary H-Street skater ron allen takes a stab at our shit talk corner.
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ISSUE 56
Stew Graham STEWART GRAHAM
Stewart Graham is from Livingston, Scottland. aside from speaking funny, the residents of this gritty working class neighborhood can talk some serious shit. Below, Livingston’s favorite son, Stewart Graham lets the shit fly in a very thick Scottish accent. (if you can’t read this with a Scottish accent we highly recommend that you find someone who can and have them read it to you.). Every issue we give one lucky head the chance to spew as much hate as they can muster from some randomly chosen topics and this is the Shit Talk that only Scottland can dish out.
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ISSUE 55
Don Nguyen DON NGUYEN
Often the best shit talking sessions happen when 5 dudes are stuffed into a stinky team van. I figured we’d test this theory so I called Don Nguyen as he and the Split team were speeding across the country on their way to a demo. As you know, each issue we give one lucky fellow the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics. The only rule being, they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic what so ever.
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ISSUE 54
Jake Brown JAKE BROWN
Damn, Jake Brown can talk some shit! Only a few minutes after I Emailed him the topics for this issue’s Shit Talk Corner he hit me back with these gems. As you know, each issue we give one lucky person the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics we provide for them. The only rule is they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic.
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ISSUE 53
Pat Rakestraw PAT RAKESTRAW
Welcome to Shit Talk Corner. Each issue we give one lucky person the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics we provide for them. The only rule is they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic. This issue’s shit talker is the great Pat Rakestraw. Pat had a bit of a rough start finding shit to talk about some of our topics, before long though, he got right in the grove and got some good hating going.
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ISSUE 52
Mike York MIKE YORK
This issue our shit talker is Mike York. The rules of Shit Talk Corner are: the shit talker must not say anything positive at all about the 5 random topics chosen for them. I’m kind of feeling like Mike bent the rules a little because some of his responses have an air of positivity about them. We’re going to overlook this blatant disregard for our rules because even with his slightly encouraging endings, he gets some good hating in.
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ISSUE 51
Chad Knight CHAD KNIGHT
I have always known Chad Knight to be a nice soft-spoken kind of guy. I was a little surprised when he called me up and volunteered to spew hate in our Shit Talk Corner. It took him a while but he managed to muster enough shit talking to fill this page. Below is his negative rant to the 6 random topics we gave him.
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ISSUE 50
Joey Pepper JOEY PEPPER
His issue’s shit talker is none other than Joey Pepper. It took Joey a little longer than usual to get this done because he wasn’t feeling “negative” enough. A trip back East cured this problem where Joey says, “the negativity was flowing like water.”. Below are five random topics we gave joey to let rip a tirade of hate.  
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ISSUE 49
Shiloh Greathouse SHILOH GREATHOUSE
Welcome to a new department we call shit talk corner. Each issue we’ll give one lucky head the opportunity to spew as much shit as they can about a few randomly chosen topics we provide for them. The only rule is they can say absolutely nothing positive about the topic. In this issue our shit talker is none other than the legendary shiloh greathouse.
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