Lance Normine | Issue 60

Exit Real World’s Lance Normine talks to us about strip clubs, girls, and more girls.
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EXIT REAL WORLD’S LANCE NORMINE
Words/Photos: Garic Ray
LANCE, THE FIRST TIME YOU WENT TO A STRIP CLUB YOU CAUSED A HUGE SCENE. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU WERE SCREAMING, “WHAT THE FUCK, IS THIS A CUP NIGHT?” YOU WERE STEALING MONEY FROM THE STRIPPERS, THEN YOU TOPPED IT ALL OFF BY TRYING TO GET ONE OF THE STRIPPERS TO GIVE YOU A HAND JOB?

I showed up, had some rum, and was chatting with some friends in the back of the bar. I found a seat between two ladies and started talking to them about the stripper in front of us, they seemed to enjoy her dancing (as did I) so right off the bat we had something in common. For some reason I got money and drinks given to me throughout the night. It was righteous. The night was coming to an end and I decided to get some drinks before they shut the bar down, and while I was at the bar a super attractive girl got super close to me and whispered something into my ear and next thing you know she put her hand in my pants, I was shocked it was crazy as hell, I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

HOW DO YOU PULL GIRLS? YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE SHIT AND YOU HAVEN’T BATHED IN A FEW WEEKS. SO HOW DO YOU DO IT?

Wow, you really got me. But I really don’t get B.O., ever, so I roll with “the shower- once- a- week program.” I really don’t have an answer for this question. I guess it’s just confidence and carelessness ‘cause all in all I am just trying to have a good time and whether a girl comes home with me or not I am still having a rad time!

HAVE YOU EVER USED YOUR SKILLS PULLING GIRLS AT THE SHOP?

Yeah I have. I’ve hooked up with girls through the shop. Mostly I use my skill to sell girls stuff. It’s easier to sell product to girls than dudes.

DO YOU WIN SALES CONTESTS AT THE SHOP?

No, I drive the shop truck now, I am out of the sales game. I deliver the product to the stores so I’m not in the sales, I haven’t ever won a sales contest. The Exit van is a chick magnet though.

SO WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE OUT THERE OTHER THAN SKATING AND WOMEN THAT STRIKE YOUR INTEREST? ISN’T YOUR GOAL IN LIFE TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS BEFORE YOU DIE?

I live in Happy Valley, Oregon and I work full-time at Exit Real World, and when I am not working I am skating and hanging out with friends. Yes! I would love to be sailing the seven seas with seven winches who will be my comrades. I love the ocean and huge ships, it’s been a life long dream. I also hope to have a small drafty castle to call home one-day. Actually, I’m moving to the Caribbean to sail on a 137 foot gaff rigged schooner named Roseway in a few weeks. We’re going to be sailing it from Caribbean to Maine.

IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO THANK?

Cubic, Kevin at Nike, BJ at Ambiguous, Kevin at Exit Real World, Mother, Brother, Garric Ray, Pharmacy, Kyle Reynolds, Bill marks, Defy Crew! , Red Curbs and lastly the “bummer wave” graphic by skate mental for inspiring me to draw rad cartoons! Thank you to everyone!

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