Tyson Reynolds | Issue 58

Shot Talent – Tyson Reynolds

Shot Talent - Tyson Reynolds

Shot Talent – Tyson Reynolds

Words: Todd Monroe
Photos: Garric Ray

IN FOURTH GRADE, I PLAYED THE “WHAT?” GAME. IF YOU UTTERED “WHAT?” YOU WERE THE LOSER, AND THEN YOU HAD FIVE MINUTES TO GET RID OF THAT WORD. I DESIGNED THIS INTERVIEW FOR MULTIPLE CONFUSIONS, AND DIDN’T GET AS MANY “WHAT?’S” AS I’D HAVE LIKED. TYSON WAS A GOOD SPORT, THOUGH. AND HE RIPS.

Who do you skate for? 
Ezekiel Clothing, DVS Shoes, Cal’s Pharmacy, Department of Skateboarding.
So you skate department plenty, but do you ever snaggle the pedestrian line-drive?
What?
It’s where you wave your solid spark-plug, dude. Thought you knew.
(Laughs) What?
How do you get your rad sparkling fresh?
Put some gel on it.
Does your MILF count ever stagnify your mulitination?
What?
How’s your bonefoot, dudimer?
Feelin’ better.
I see that your backside over-crook is styligatory. How do you sterilize the lag?
Put some wax on that shit
Which came first?
Which what?
Which came first?
What?
With your last name, do people ever mistake you for Bob Ross of PBS fame?
What?
Disco call!
(Silence)
How many kills for the log-jam picking do you have?
Seventeen and a half, maybe.
Finish this sentence:
(silence)
How are you with the ladies? Do you scald the slather with your proximity?
What?
Do you ever twiddle the randy count?
What? Is this for real?
Tyson Reynolds rocks stock to the block crock

 

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